mega creep

A mega creep is a creep but worse.

In a world of predators, he is an apex predator.

Being attracted to someone in your age group & asking them out doesn't make someone creepy,

Wanting to violate them, touch and embrace them non-consensually & being predatory does, and the mega creep does all of that with an extremely creepy smile and gestures.

There is nothing wrong with being bisexual alone:

But whereas a standard creep is only creepy to one gender, and just really mean to the other one but not creepy to it:

The mega creep is creepy to both.

When he sees a young couple, he doesn't admire & want to violate just one: he admires & wants to violate both.

Terry is a mega creep. He needs to fix himself ASAP.

by Mega_Creep March 14, 2023

fortnite mega balls

when something really sucks, or isn't going well

"Man, this game of Rainbow Six Siege is kinda Fortnite Mega Balls"

by envacor January 31, 2025

Mega Pint

A pint glass containing a large glass of Sauvignon Blanc with ice and a splash of soda.

5 down and you’re fucked.

No beers for me today John… I’m on the mega pints

by Lynny79 August 14, 2023

mega faggatondroid

huge gay robot

yeo miss 67 whyve you got a mega faggatondroid

by thugmaster67 September 16, 2025

Mega-Fuckies

A occurrence where a mistake would otherwise cause you to mutter the word fuck over one million times.

I just cost the company a loss of one million dollars. Mega-fuckies.

by captain McDoucher June 30, 2021

Mega Simp

Somebody who genuinely ends up in hospital because you simp that hard

Aryans a mega simp, he’s in the hospital.

by Cooldudemx3456 November 27, 2020

Mega Room

Requires a very large room. Guys and girls enter with booze, all exit with STDs

Girl: Hey did you go to the mega room last night?
Guy: Yea, I got hammered
Girl: That's weird, I got nailed

by Rick Stroker December 20, 2010