Tim

1.) yeet or be yoted
2.) guardian angel is danny devito

“is that Tim?”

“no that is Y ou Know That Feeling When Youre Sitting In Bed And You Have A Drink And Youre Reading And It's Cold Outside And Youre Bundled Up In The Sheets And The Heat Comes On And You Hear It Go Choooooon Clyde “

by Choooon October 22, 2020

Tim

Tim gets all the baes and has giant elephants cock.

Look at that guy, I bets his name is Tim

by Masculinemonkey69 October 26, 2020

Tim Klimas

Drives the fastest car known to man. A Monte Carlo.
Will fuck any bitch, any day, any time. 100% guaranteed.
Coolest guy you’ll ever meet. Just ask your mom.

Hi, I’m Tim klimas, and you know it.

by Blamblam999999999 October 27, 2020

Tim

a fat fucking simp

Ew Tim stop simping on katelyn

by clapped forehead 69 November 3, 2020

tim barnett

the coolest kid in town. he has a crazy SHLONG, that he slays alecs, jacks and Gabriels mothers with. he has big arms and would most likely choke you out in a headlock. everyone wants to be with Tim because he is awesome.

holy heck my brudda, gdem, broski Tim Barnett is in the house.

by the_epic_fishy_man November 3, 2020

Tim Jonasson

a Tim will try to eat you as soon as possible. never be in a room alone with a tim, cause he is a predator and your his natural prey. you will hate him and he's so annoying he's conidered to be a learning dissebility. he will often try to mount you and lay an finger nails in your hair. he always brags about his training schechual and is probobly stronger than thicccc thanos!? he hates vegetebles and he getts burned by crosses. he's often seen pissing on graves or haning out with a large lepricon ginger dude and fricking Guld lock.

a frick Tim Jonasson is going to nuke a kinder garten.

by invandrar experten klas October 2, 2020

Tim Murray

The epitome of scottish sensibility transposed to the urban setting of the big city. Of interest is the collision of two cultural extremes and the resultant metaphysical liquidity from which emerges flashes of integral individualness in defiance of entropic influences. Or, small town boy makes good.

He's made a real Tim Murray go of it.

by Alien Furry Rabbit November 6, 2003