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Parker Sons

When you conceive two mildly autistic children who bathe frequently with one another. Despite this the stench of down syndrome remains. Both of them are huge disappointments to the whole family.
"Yo man, did you hear about them two fucking massive losers from Wardley?"
"Yeah man, the Parker Sons?"
"That's them! Total autistic cock suckers."
by Jack Willa October 21, 2020
mugGet the Parker Sonsmug.

poor son of a bitch

it's like 'poor bastard' except its son of a bitch
fella 1:I had constipation last night
fella 2: you poor son of a bitch
by EpicGamerJues78 April 15, 2023
mugGet the poor son of a bitchmug.

Son Of A Ned Flanders

Someone who is a goodie 2 shoes / never does anything wrong, abides by all laws and rules.. usually a virgin who sees sex as something disgusting and to be ashamed of.... Usually a book nerd
Person 1: I'm going out this weekend to the party.

Person 2: Cool! Can I come? I wanna score me some fresh young teen pussy

Person 1: Don't say that!?

Person 2: say what?

Person 1: Pussy... it's such a bad word

Person 2: man shut the fuck up and learn to break some rules once in a while you pussy little son of a ned flanders!
by SpeshalKay September 21, 2018
mugGet the Son Of A Ned Flandersmug.

son of a kodaka

"son of a kodaka"
"i'm a grandson?"
by YENGAMABOTCHO June 16, 2023
mugGet the son of a kodakamug.

Son of a tea towel

A corny expression used (often by fathers) when experiencing discomfort or discouragement. A substitute phrase for "son of a bitch". used in situations where swearing is not suitable.
by al00f March 19, 2010
mugGet the Son of a tea towelmug.

#2 son

the less loved male offspring in a family, usually the disappointment in the family
Wow, that kid is such a disapointment, must be the #2 son!
by kamrom March 18, 2015
mugGet the #2 sonmug.

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