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parasocial relationship

A one-sided emotional attachment that a content consumer develops towards a creator or influencer, often facilitated by the creator's efforts to appear relatable and authentic.
She felt like she really knew him, even though it was just a parasocial relationship—those vlogs made it seem like they were best friends!
by Emotional Cruiser September 22, 2025
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Mcdonald's Relationship

Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!
Bill: I tried dating some chick I met at Target the other day but it turned out to be a dude and he hit me in the eye with his dick!
Ralph: I told you to stop going out and having those effing damn McDonald's relationships!
Bill: We get married next week...
by Dr.FartScientist October 3, 2020
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Relationship Body

The state of ultimate comfort in a relationship where all standards of self image are abandoned under the idea that your significant other will love you regardless of your appearance
Jared has gained weight since he started dating Susan, he totally has a relationship body.
by Trombowen66 June 1, 2018
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un-relationship

when two people are getting married even though neither of them know it yet despite the total lack of compatability and constant stream of insults
skylar and chrissie are very content in their un-relationship
by team america September 8, 2007
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Relationshipism

My relationshipism caused me to be attracted to Jay-z and Beyonce's relationship.
by littlejervis September 12, 2016
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Mcdonald's Relationship

Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!
Jay: Yo, this chick I met in Target like gave me her number and I like called her and applied pressure for her to let me hit dat and she like came over and hit me in the eye with her dick. I then realized she was actually a dude.

Jermayne: Jay, my man,you got to stop havin' dose friggin' McDonald's relationship wit dees hoes, and git dose fuckin' Mickey D fries out ya mouf when you be talkin' to me!

Jay: I think I'm a gonna marry him... at least when my black eye goes away.

Jermayne: I am SMHing my head at you right now dawg.
by Dr.FartScientist October 4, 2020
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Relationship Condom

A form of relationship prevention whereby you casually date someone with the intention of preventing them from committing to another relationship. You may or may not be interested in this person, but what you are certainly interested in is keeping them off the market for the time being
Have you seen Amy is still dating Jonah? Looks like she’s got him in a relationship condom for sure.
by Uniqua_cam July 28, 2021
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