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Relationship

Something you clearly don't have if you're looking this up, but I'll tell you. It's something that can either, a) be the best thing in your life involving you and somebody else, or b) put you in crippling depression when it doesn't work out.
One guy, (to himself): I wish I had a relationship with somebody else.
Some random guy: That's never going to happen.
by XxLoneWolfxX April 19, 2022
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Commuted Relationship

"When someone wants to be in a relationship with a specific someone but God dingly darn it they need to smash on the way to said person"
I’m not ready to settle down with him yet so I guess we’ll have to be in a commuted relationship
by Zelley August 23, 2023
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relationship goggles

Like beer goggles, relationship goggles are the perception distortions of those couples who seem completely mismatched but are so "in love" they don't see the other's faults. They only come off after the relationship has ended, leaving both halves to wonder why the fuck they ever got into that relationship.
bro #1: how come the hot chick is dating that fuckwad?

bro #2: c'mon bruh it's the relationship goggles

see also post-relationship regret
by creamcheese.and.desire September 30, 2014
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When you're manipulated by a content creator into thinking they're a good person but then you find out they're like a sex perfect or wife beating psycho, all the while you defended them without realizing they were taking advantage of you. Until they finally get exposed/canceled and your friend finally rescues you from said para-social relationship and you finally stop following them after all these years.
Nate - Man i used to watch Destiny all the time, but ever since the minor sexting and revenge porn I've kinda stopped following.
Kyra - really? you're finally getting out of that abusive para-social relationship?
by NateC123 August 23, 2025
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not in a relationship relationship

When a person you are interested in doesn't give any fucking sign/clue that she/he is in a relationship. FUCK
So then you spend a lot of time trying to get with them, BUT they are already in a goddamn relationship.
Me: Hey can you help me with something, there's this girl you know. I really like her

Friend of the person I am trying to get with:
Ohh, she's taken

Me: Well frick, why doesn't she at least have one picture of them together, so that I don't waste my time, or potentially get face beaten in.

Friend of the person I am trying to get with:
Well, that's not her problem, you should have known.

Me: wtf, HOW?

Friend of the person I am trying to get with:
Idk.

Me: So you are saying she is in not in a relationship relationship
by dumb-bunny May 12, 2020
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At will relationship

This relationship can end at any time with no fault to either party.
I told him, hey, this is an at will relationship, I don't need to tell you why.
by lismo September 24, 2020
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