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march 3rd

BE YOU STUPID CRACKHEAD SELF CAUSE NOBODY CARES AT THIS POINT!
omg she is such a march 3rd!!!
by bts rocks November 2, 2019
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March 24

a day where you go to sams club and poop in a diaper and let it fall and stain the floor
*at sams club*
Bailey: ew what is coming out of your diaper!
Lacey: it’s march 24th, poop duh
Bailey:oh yeahhhhh!
by Rock Fish November 6, 2019
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March 23

National suck your bestfriends neighbors dick day!
by yoimboredlol October 13, 2019
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Mercy High School

most girls that go to mercy...

- will proudly walk the halls in spandex after school.
- can easily spend $20 on food in one day.
- have absolutely no idea where the black box is.
- can walk a very long distance in 5 minutes.
- will straighten their hair and actually WEAR make-up when the loyola jazz band comes to play.
- don't make fun of the freshmen, but "awe" at them.
- have been past 2nd base.
(that still doesn't make us whores...)
- eat until we can't anymore.
- avoid the hallway near the main office at all costs for fear of being yelled at.
- don't shave unless they have a boyfriend.
- don't wear make-up to school.
- complain that their advisors are too uptight.
- take french just for the breakfast.
- buy as much as they can on hot lunch days.
- are the ones to go to "jail" at calvert hall mixers.
- have an average gpa.
- know how to party.
- wear sperry's boat shoes.
- have a bookbag other than one from LL Bean.
- don't know that nutella is fattening. REALLY FATTENING.
- hate when the freshmen open the microwaves, hence not heating YOUR food.
- know what teachers to avoid in the halls.
- ALL girls know that MAGIC EXISTS!
- ALL girls know that PENGUINDIANS. DO NOT. EXIST.
*at chc mixer*
CHC Guy 1: "where do these chicks go?"
CHC Guy 2: "ah they go to IND."
CHC Guy 1: "LAME!!!"

*both walk away*
(ten minutes later)

CHC Guy 1: "damn, they're hot as fuck! where do they go?"
CHC Guy 2: "MERCY HIGH SCHOOL !"
CHC Guy 1: "OH SHIT, they're sexy!"

*grinds*
by MercyGirlFo'LifeFOOL. September 15, 2009
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March 12

March 12th is a real Nigga birthday March 12th is when everybody and they mama wanna turn up only Real Niggas got the birthday of March 12th everybody else is ass so if u got the birthday March 12th you is a real Nigga everybody that’s a Pisces in general is a real nigga
When yo birthday

Me*march 12th*
Word u a real nigga
by The bitch that took yo nigga November 20, 2019
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March 2nd

Get me out of here” day
Me: Dude did you know thatget me out of here” day is next week?!
You: Do you mean March 2nd?
Me: Duh
by Duh_itz_blah November 10, 2019
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March 2nd

On March 2nd YOU have to hold ur crush’s hand. This day is amazing for single people who want to hold someone’s hand!
Person 1:hey
Person 2:hi
Person 1: It is march 2nd
Person 2: I get to hold my crush’s hand!
by Maybe_a_tiktoker February 28, 2020
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