English teacher

Someone who finds symbolism in every word on the page and puts more thought into the writing than the actual author did.

For example;

Author: "John ate spaghetti for lunch"
What the English teacher thinks:
The spaghetti represents the pain and suffering us humans face every single day, and by John voluntarily eating this spaghetti, this represents the self destructive nature of us Homosapiens.
What the author actually meant:
John ate Fucking Spaghetti for lunch!

by dehydrated water May 10, 2022

English Braid

The opposite of a french braid, just opposite because it’s from the united states

i love english braid it’s better than foreign braids

by Bold-Pear904 September 13, 2019

The English

The most common plague in 25% of the world

1: Did you hear about the civil war in Ethiopia?
2: Was it the English?

by Yerdas Selzavon May 28, 2021

english or spanish

If u move ur gay lol

Yo english or Spanish

They say
"English"
or
"Spanish"
Then reply
"Who ever moves first is gay"

by DawnOfEclipse June 9, 2024

English Sprites

A team of Impish Dragonscape players that like to upset the competition by taking first place in the world doing puzzles every now and then.

DAMN! The English Sprites are locking us out of First Place again!

by Artistakat August 15, 2023

English 2 Pre-AP

The language version of hell

Oh man! I have to write an essay about the TPCASTT on a poem and a song for English 2 Pre-AP by tomorrow!

by Crispy_Memes April 20, 2018

English?

When someone says some retarded stuff that don't make any sense.

Person : My his died.
Me : English?

by _Moonys February 18, 2023