Hockey Douche

Alpha aggressor in school and in the locker room... usually a bully and a douchebag... tries to be cool and exhibits external toughness and masculinity... Tends to wear a backwards tilted hat, sweatpants and joggers and athletic-related shirts... also a fuckboy and often a star athlete... generally very popular and only truly liked by his guy friends, hated by a lot of kids... the type of kid that hurts people but other athletes want to be

Emma: You going to Will’s party tonight?

Julia: Ya probably. Why are you dating him though?

Emma: what’s wrong with will?

Julia: He’s always an asshole. I just think he’s a hockey douche.

by Itiswhatitis234 July 2, 2020

douche cough

noun. A jet or stream of water that expels air with a harsh noise.

"douche cough"

by angry monkey on a boat! June 26, 2009

douched out

Crazy, whack, or ridiculously stupid.

In "We Made You: The Making of," Eminem speaks of his impersonations of celebrities as being "the most douched out versions of people I could come up with on the spot."

by yummybubble2 August 11, 2009

douche bag

Kanye West

Kayne West is the world's biggest Douche Bag

by tufaznail October 28, 2013

douche bag

*see jersey shore guys*

A Douche Bag is
(seee below)
Pauly D, the situation, and ronnie

by kristinsexyness1910106979 October 2, 2010

Tinkle Douche

Someone you don't like, or someone you are mad at.

You just drank the last Dr.Pepper, you Tinkle douche!

by Igotta Tinkle November 30, 2009

douche spittoon

A derogatory term implying someone is far "douchier" than the standard "douchiness" associated with a simple douche bag. A Douche Spittoon contains not just the contents of a rancid, purulent twat, but additionally the spent chew, phlegm, and sputum from a cowboy with horrendous oral hygiene. Alternatively a douche spittoon could contain contents of a pretentious victorian twat.

1. "Howdy, there partner, we have a warrant for the arrest of that douche spitoon, there yonder."

2. That guy gives douche bags a bad name; he is a real douche spittoon!

3. Phoebe was out of luck; as she forgot her bag, she was forced to hover over a douche spittoon to cleanse her rancid victorian twat!

by Finnster13 January 24, 2018