Brian

When you don’t know the name of someone, call them Brian

“Hey Brian, can you move a bit to the left”

by Avarclon December 15, 2018

big brian

When you want to tell your friends how smart you are, and it backfires when you misspell the easiest shit ever. You are now big brian.

Sid: Yo Grxffiti I am so big brian
Sid: brain*
Grxffiti: smh my head sid

by Grxffiti August 1, 2021

Brian Wiener Wallace

Brian Wiener Wallace is a discord troll from Washington D.C. that plays Genshin Impact, league of Legends, and other degenerative games. He hasn't touched grass nor showered since 2004. (he was born in 2005) He also commonly tells people to "Kill themselves." Because of his general person, you can call anything Brian and it'll be a joke (example below)

"look its Gollum from LOTR"
"hehe... Brian Wiener Wallace"
"mild laughter"

by Not Brian Wiener Wallace September 20, 2022

brian

biggest dih you'll ever encounter

yoo my shi BRIAN level

by walkemdownwiththatdrake April 17, 2025

Brian Sheehy

A truly magnificent man and tattoo artist.

Wow, Brian Sheehy’s work is amazing. He’s truly a magnificent man.... super good looking too!

by KindaCuteKindaCrazy September 21, 2020

Brian Trotter

A person who moves at the pace of a sloth, with the strategic urgency of a turtle, and the commitment level of someone perpetually AFK (Away From Keyboard).

“Don’t wait on Brian Trotter to finish—he’s on that turtle time again.” 🐢

by Zxphx August 1, 2025

brian

a toxic fan of the minecraft youtuber Grian. they send hate to those who "oppose" his side. a perfect example of this was the hermitcraft mayoral race when he was mumbo jumbo's campaign manager, they sent hate to the other candidates, even threatening to unsub to them if mumbo doesn't win.

a brian in an HEP member's comment section: I HATE YOUUU!1!1! HOW DARE YOU OPPOSE THE RESISTANCE!1!!???
everyone else: the brians are at it again

by axolotl gang October 17, 2020