a chinkle fairy is a small man that eather has a very large penis or a very small penis and a soft voice .
that person is a chinkle fairy.
by 💦squidward💦 November 29, 2017
by naomileanne March 23, 2017
A common name for a retarded cuck. Usually guys from jones county, ga named Garrette trying to start a religious cocaine cult.
by Gump_is_an_asshole July 14, 2023
A heavily fanatic Star Wars fan that loves a good spanking from time to time (thicc). Often confuses a century for a millennium.
by Zoggy White December 15, 2017
An unnaturally sweet chemical taste present in Clover Valley milk which can be bought at Dollar General. Can also be used to describe anything that tastes too sweet and tastes unnatural.
Person 1: *pours milk into cereal*
Person 1: *eats a spoonful*
Person 1: Eww... This tastes like fairy cum!
Person 2: No shit, it's Clover Valley milk.
Person 1: *eats a spoonful*
Person 1: Eww... This tastes like fairy cum!
Person 2: No shit, it's Clover Valley milk.
by oofman420xd December 15, 2024
The fairy who collects the cum sock from underneath your pillow when it's full.
The fairy has been described as a large and lanky male with large lips and dressed in a large, crusty looking sock that has a gray hue to it.
The fairy has been described as a large and lanky male with large lips and dressed in a large, crusty looking sock that has a gray hue to it.
"Last night I made my final deposit into my cum sock. So I put it under my pillow before I went to bed; when I woke, up a clean sock and a nickel was under there."
"Sounds to me like the Cum Fairy paid you a visit!"
"Sounds to me like the Cum Fairy paid you a visit!"
by Mistor Mike June 08, 2022
A stupid vehicle, typically driven by dudes that like penis. Commonly used to refer to squatted trucks
by professional_retard September 07, 2022