Owen

Someone who likes coño.

Is that dude gay?

No, he's an Owen

by Thurber Mingus November 23, 2021

Owen

The most awesome guy you will ever meet. Loves Star Wars and Monty Python.

Owen is so cool.

by StratoMcRatto November 25, 2018

Pulled an Owen

The act of leaving without warning. Generally thought of as rude, and annoying.

-Person 1 "Hey wait where's Andrew? I was just talking with him!"
-Person 2 "I guess he just Pulled an Owen"

by RandomishAsian December 31, 2015

Owen

sexiest man alive, everyone wants to be or know an owen, all the girls think he is a stud, and the milfs are into him, you can’t get your eyes or hands off an owen;)

look that’s owen he’s so sexy

by Gkgsgiou November 23, 2021

Owen

Short male with blond/gingers hair and probably plays ice hockey

Owen is planning to go play ice hockey

by Notcoolest April 2, 2022

Owen

This boy has tripple layer cake and it jiggles like jello, you’ll never see a more caked up dude. an ass so prestigious even the gods fear such mass such power in one rear.

“Damn owen got an ass so phat it has its own gravitational pull.”

by Owens-ass-fanclub December 3, 2021

owen

95% of the time is a rapist. The owen i know has recently had some struggles so he takes his anger out on young innocent women.

Owen: *forces himself on an extremely ugly female such as katie rogan*
The boys: Are you fucking retarded she has barnacles for teeth.

Owen: Yo what the fuck happened last night bro i was so fucked up i couldn’t even see straight i smoked a joint and had 15 beers.

by the craccen November 5, 2019