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๐Ÿฎ Two Japanese Dairy Cows ๐Ÿฎ

In August 2025 it'll be 80 years since these two Japanese dairy cows began to be exploited, i.e. to whiten Japan's notorious history from early 1930s to 1945 โ€” and once again the majority of the international media fail to put these cows, Hiroshima and Nagasaki into any kind of historic context. So let's put things into perspective; ca. 250,000 Japanese died from the two atomic bombs whereas Japan's acts killed tens of million people, no one knows the exact number and the Japanese themselves have a national amnesia about this matter.

The Japanese emphasize and portray themselves as victims regarding the end of WWII. Actually those bombs were a blessing to them and hence they could begun their self-deception by considering themselves as if they were the only victims in Asia and the Pacific Theater though they were the worst butchers of the era worldwide.

So when the global media recall once again the anniversary of the dropping of a-bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki and cry for those 250k victims, meanwhile memories fade away of the Pacific War and Japan's genocidal campaign in China that alone killed over 20 million people by using unspeakable brutality, just recall Nanjing in China (Nanking at the time), or the Unit 731 in Manchuria and its human experiments etc., you name it โ€” considering the anniversary of Hiroshima and Nagasaki and recalling what the Imperial Japanese Army did, then this anniversary feels like a sick and hypocritical phenomenon.
A biological miracle; ๐Ÿฎ Two Japanese Dairy Cows ๐Ÿฎ have been milked for decades
by O. W. Tongueincheek November 6, 2024
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japanese jiggle jelq

an extreme version of jelqing, only used by the most experienced and daring of jelqmaxxers,

consists of jelqing ones shlong with double vise grips on the meat shlong that are tied to a ceiling fan, providing the jelqmaxxer with a constant up and down rotations motion, creating a jiggling effect

created and popularized in japan in the early 2010s
yo bro i just tried out that japanese jiggle jelq you told me about, i gained 3.7 inches of length and 2.1 inches of girth! this is the best extreme jelqing method ever!!
by jelqmaxx_master July 22, 2024
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Japan

Japan
I Like Japan
by Blade's Definitions November 6, 2022
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black paint from Japan

When you buy "black paint" from Japan when in reality it's just a bucket of soy sauce.
Dude 1: "Bro, your house smells weird."
Dude 2: "Yeah. I know."
Dude 1: "Don't tell me you got black paint from Japan!"
Dude 2: "At least you can dip sushi in it..."
by thehottestofdogs April 17, 2019
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Japanese turd

A turd of any diameter that is a minimum of 6" in length.
Barry is taking his tape measure to the bathroom. He thinks he is gonna drop a Japanese turd.
by Creekdaddy70 February 29, 2024
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by Adujasty343 June 11, 2025
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Japanese mud mask

The act of a morbidly obese person sitting on someoneโ€™s face and farting after not wiping their ass for an extended period of time
My face was so exfoliated after big Bertha showed me a Japanese mud mask
by DroolyAkaFarmerJohn March 26, 2023
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