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Real Chad Hours

The timeframe in which rumen is awake is called real Chad Hours.
Yo man what time is it?

Rumen is awake so it's Real Chad Hours
by Geilerreiner April 30, 2020
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Chelsea 12-Hour

When one goes to a foreign city and hookups with a stranger within 12 hours. The origins date back to out-of-town gay men flocking to the Manhattan neighborhood of Chelsea in order to find a quick hookup before they return home.
Only problem with my tiny elite college in the middle of nowhere is that I always have to go to the City or Yale for a Chelsea 12-Hour; I need a bj even if there are too few gays on campus.
by 4lokorepresent December 3, 2010
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pre-rush hour rush

That time period between 1PM and 4PM when you rush frantically to your destination before rush hour comes. Failing to do so means being stuck in crawling traffic and doubling, possibly tripling you commute time. People who partake in the pre-rush hour rush are called "pre-rush hour rushers" for obvious reasons.
Example 1: When the police officer asked me why I drove twice the speed limit, he didn't take so kindly to me citing the pre-rush hour rush as an excuse.

Example 2: Yedid cuts all of her last classes short to avoid rush hour because she has to get home on time for her long AIM sessions with men old enough to be her father.
by bpipic April 3, 2010
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24 hour reply rule

When you send somebody a text message and they do not reply within 24 hours there is a 95% chance that they readeleted your text and have willfully chosen not to reply

There is a less than 5% chance that they have lost their phone/phone was stolen, have been busy for a full 24 hours (so they couldn't even use their phone for 5 seconds, cause that's all it takes) or sent the message but the "delivery failed".

If it has been 24 hours and they have not replied, that's when you begin the 7 day reply test to confirm whether they want to text you or not.
Dan: Why have you been looking at your phone so much?

Steve: I'm waiting on Leann to reply

Dan: How long has it been since u sent her a text?

Steve: More than 24 hours.....

Dan: Don't you know the 24 hour reply rule? She more than likely readeleted your text man, do the 7 day reply test to see if she really wants to text you
by Optical_Epilepsy September 3, 2010
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Real Ice Age Hours

The junction in time when Sid the Sloth from the movie Ice Age greet a person/and or a crowd of people by saying “what’s up my nigga” followed by the song Send Me On My Way by Rusted Root.
Sid The Sloth: what’s up my N I G G A
Timothy: it’s real ice age hours!!
*Send Me On My Way plays*
by IsopodLover927 February 20, 2018
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Real kiwi hours

The time of day, usually between 2pm and 5pm when you're just tired of walking around doing normal every day stuff so you internally pray to the gods of chaos that the world ends cause you're just too pussy to kill yourself, and then you just text your friends saying "hi" and continue on living your life normally.
Yo wud up cuz, *moves head to the side* wud up blood!!!, both pull out their guns *shots fired*, *woman screaming* "call 911!!", a guy from the end of the street witnesses it all, *thinks to himself* "man... Looks like I'll be having some real kiwi hours today!".
by Real kiwi hours February 7, 2018
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happy hour

(1) n. A social gathering in Calhoun College that features free food, free arteriosclerosis, but no alcohol. None. (2) n. Another apparently unrelated event that is "happy" only because you just drank your way into oblivion for less than $9.
"Wow, that happy hour at Calhoun College was such good, wholesome fun!"

"Let's go to that other happy hour; I hear that there's alcohol!"
by hounSobriety November 7, 2008
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