Side effects include getting knocked out and waking up to you dad sucking your dick and liking it. 5 hour piss the piss that gets you through the night
by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019
by Chicken Puppet March 06, 2020
The person that is in the absolute center of attention and it needs to be known to all by emphasizing how important he is.
John: "Hey man, just finished my date"
Zach: "Well, would ya look at that, the man of the FUCKING hour."
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Zach: "Well, would ya look at that, the man of the FUCKING hour."
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by speakyspeaky December 17, 2015
That time period between 1PM and 4PM when you rush frantically to your destination before rush hour comes. Failing to do so means being stuck in crawling traffic and doubling, possibly tripling you commute time. People who partake in the pre-rush hour rush are called "pre-rush hour rushers" for obvious reasons.
Example 1: When the police officer asked me why I drove twice the speed limit, he didn't take so kindly to me citing the pre-rush hour rush as an excuse.
Example 2: Yedid cuts all of her last classes short to avoid rush hour because she has to get home on time for her long AIM sessions with men old enough to be her father.
Example 2: Yedid cuts all of her last classes short to avoid rush hour because she has to get home on time for her long AIM sessions with men old enough to be her father.
by bpipic April 03, 2010
When you send somebody a text message and they do not reply within 24 hours there is a 95% chance that they readeleted your text and have willfully chosen not to reply
There is a less than 5% chance that they have lost their phone/phone was stolen, have been busy for a full 24 hours (so they couldn't even use their phone for 5 seconds, cause that's all it takes) or sent the message but the "delivery failed".
If it has been 24 hours and they have not replied, that's when you begin the 7 day reply test to confirm whether they want to text you or not.
There is a less than 5% chance that they have lost their phone/phone was stolen, have been busy for a full 24 hours (so they couldn't even use their phone for 5 seconds, cause that's all it takes) or sent the message but the "delivery failed".
If it has been 24 hours and they have not replied, that's when you begin the 7 day reply test to confirm whether they want to text you or not.
Dan: Why have you been looking at your phone so much?
Steve: I'm waiting on Leann to reply
Dan: How long has it been since u sent her a text?
Steve: More than 24 hours.....
Dan: Don't you know the 24 hour reply rule? She more than likely readeleted your text man, do the 7 day reply test to see if she really wants to text you
Steve: I'm waiting on Leann to reply
Dan: How long has it been since u sent her a text?
Steve: More than 24 hours.....
Dan: Don't you know the 24 hour reply rule? She more than likely readeleted your text man, do the 7 day reply test to see if she really wants to text you
by Optical_Epilepsy September 03, 2010
The junction in time when Sid the Sloth from the movie Ice Age greet a person/and or a crowd of people by saying “what’s up my nigga” followed by the song Send Me On My Way by Rusted Root.
by IsopodLover927 February 20, 2018
The time of day, usually between 2pm and 5pm when you're just tired of walking around doing normal every day stuff so you internally pray to the gods of chaos that the world ends cause you're just too pussy to kill yourself, and then you just text your friends saying "hi" and continue on living your life normally.
Yo wud up cuz, *moves head to the side* wud up blood!!!, both pull out their guns *shots fired*, *woman screaming* "call 911!!", a guy from the end of the street witnesses it all, *thinks to himself* "man... Looks like I'll be having some real kiwi hours today!".
by Real kiwi hours February 07, 2018