Piss Chaps

Piss chaps is a phenomenon that happens to some individuals when they have been consuming copious amounts of alcohol. After an individual has drank excessively, they may have the unfortunate instance to wet themselves, sometimes through no fault of their own. The area of their pants that is wet versus the area that is dry resembles that of an individual that is wearing chaps. The person donning the piss chaps may or may not be conscious.

Man 1: What the hell happened to you?
Man 2: I passed out at the bar.
Man 1: Looks like you had an accident in your pants.
Man 2: How can you tell??
Man 1: You're wearing your piss chaps!!!

by bigdaddymo March 6, 2010

wicked pissed

terribly upset

Jimmy was wicked pissed when the Sox lost to the Yankees.

by PapaZane November 2, 2013

Piss Biscuit

An entirely demoralizing, demeaning term used primarily by meth-heads and the homeless species to describe a females reproductive organ; vagina; cunt; squack; beaver; ham wallet; beef curtain etc.

“Pop open them legs and let’s get a whiff of that Piss Biscuit before my manager kicks us off the Frazzle machines”

by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021

piss biscuit

An alternative name for a urinal cake

I just left the bathroom and dick-sniped a pubic hair off of a piss biscuit..

by spooledbrat October 22, 2010

Piss sorry

to be extremely sorry.

"You sorry?" - Victim
"Yeah dude, piss sorry." - Asshole
"You're still an ass." - Victim

by The Love Alchemist June 10, 2008

Piss Token

Urine Sample

I went to the doctor's and handed them a piss token

by FatalDischarge August 28, 2013

polar pissing

Pissing in extremely cold temperatures, usually so cold that the pee freezes in midair.

Man 1: Aw man! I went polar pissing again and my pee froze!
Man 2: Well next time, try not to stick your dick out and piss when the temperature is below zero. Polar pissing is dangerous to your health.
Man 1: Gee, thanks, I'll remember that next time my piss freezes inside my dick.

by Random Person From Canada January 15, 2014