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piss pool

The little kiddie pool next to the big adult pool that the little kids swim and pee in. Also, the pool your drunken guests pee in when the keg is too close to the kiddie pool.
We went to the Old Man's house on the 4th of July and the piss pool behind the house smelled of urine while the D.J. was playing the song, ooooh that smell, can't you smell that smell? We invited the Old man over and knew we would have the big pool for the adults and the piss pool for the kids.
by mikefromuniontown December 15, 2013
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piss dildo

Piss dildo usually consists of pissing in a condom or a mould of a penis and freeze it and then when it’s frozen you can then fuck yourself with your piss dildo.
Tamzin, had a piss dildo and fucked her ass and fanny till it melted.
by DaddyAndTheBoy July 20, 2018
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Consolation Piss

When you have to take a shit but the stall is occupied so you take a piss in the urinal instead.
Man I had to take a massive dump earlier but someone was on the shitter, I had to take a consolation piss instead.
by TovarichMoore August 20, 2018
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The Living Piss

The very CORE of someone's being; Absolutely EVERYTHING they have: physically, mentally & spiritually.
"Frank beat the LIVING PISS out of Dave the other day. It was hard to watch."
"Dude, that movie scared the LIVING PISS out of me! I've never been so frightened in my life!"
by ArmchairCriticSF July 29, 2019
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piss pain

The horrible, nagging pain that you feel when you have an urgent need to take a leak!
Where is the toilet? I've got a terrible piss pain!
by Arbitrator June 18, 2017
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piss shnart

When you sneeze so hard you pee yourself and shit yourself.

(Pre-tense) piss shnart
(Present-tense) piss shnart
(Post -tense) piss shnarted
Person one: "achoo! Pfffffft! Oh no"
Person two: "Fuck dude, you ok?"
Person one: "no, I just piss shnarted "
by TheAtomicToaster July 6, 2017
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Piss rocks

A made up phrase by Ethan Dolan used to describe how surprised he was when he bit his tongue
"Holy piss rocks I just took a chunk out of my tongue AHH"
by beingdolans November 8, 2017
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