the state of new york

The State of New York is a state in The United States of America, on the east coast not the west. North of Pennsylvania and south of Ontario, Canada.

Guy 1: Hey you wanna go to the state of New York?
Guy 2: Yeah sure

by mr man the science man April 22, 2023

new york metro

The new york metro is a big place.

just remember the three golden rules about travelling:
BE CAREFUL ABOUT PERSONAL BELONINGS
DON'T STARE AT PEOPLE
ALWAYS USE A MAP
hope you have a nice day

guy 1: that woman is staring at me
guy 2: just don't look ba....
crazy woman: OMGROLFZLMAO!!!!!!! WHAT ARE U LOOKING AT MA FACE YOU pervert!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!11
guy 1: lets just get off the train as soon as...
crazy woman: WTF YOU TALKING BOUT MAH FACE????????? YOU WANNA PIECE OF MA FAAAACCCCEEE????????!?!?!?!!?1
guy 2: MMUUOOMMMYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!* GET ME OFF THIS TRAIN!!!!!!
crazy woman: AINT NO MMMUUTTHHHAAA GOT TIME FOR THAT!!!!!!!
guy 1: I love the new york metro but WHERES MY MAP?
guy 2: AND MY iPOD?!

And the moral of the story is stay in school

by eudamme October 23, 2013

Duchess of New York

You know who she is #NYC

She is known for being the duchess of new york

by NCDOT March 8, 2023

New York City subway

The largest subway system in the United States that is full of rats, homeless, dirt, graffiti, riders, trains, trash, and delays.

I ride the New York City subway to my work every day.

by Awesome Aasim April 20, 2022

New yorking

The act of having relations with a girl while hitting it from the back while eating a Philly cheesesteak and using her back as a plate

I took her back to my place and New Yorking her I took her from behind and ate a philly while using her back as a plate

by Dirtytexan August 11, 2021

New York Brake Job

Involving two parties, and a bottle of IHOP syrup. One person lays down with a Vietnam style hard on, and lathers the syrup all over their cock. The other person gets in a crab walk position, and puts their light blue French tipped feet around the person's syrup lathered cock, and then using their arms spins around the person while squeezing the other parties cock with great force.

"Yo bro, did you hear about that girl giving out New York Brake Jobs?"

by 10v2v2 August 28, 2025

new york oven

A form of the Dutch oven only in an elevator full of people instead of a bed with your significant other

I created a New York oven in the elevator on my way to my meeting, needless to say everyone in that elevator thinks less of me to this day

by Ultraman Nexus August 10, 2020