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joey english

The sexiest man to ever live. He's been gettin hoes since seventh grade.
by Joeyacme3300 June 8, 2016
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The English Slanguage

The English slanguage is composed of all the words or phrases that aren't really words, yet get used on a regular basis through either texting or talking. For example, "brah" or "legit" or "no cap" are part of slanguage.
Dude, they really need to make a dictionary for the English slanguage. Half the time I don't know what people are talking about.

All the cool kids talk in slanguage, no one uses proper grammar any more.
by SuperSavannah October 22, 2019
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English or Spanish?

Question asked to someone followed by a test for one’s sexuality.
Man 1: English or Spanish?
Man 2: English

Man 1: Whoever moves first is gay
Man 2: …
by wannaberizzler June 8, 2024
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English Exit

The route by which a member or members of a small group will beeline to every person and their dogs that they've remotely interacted with at the end of any event, whilst making insincere commitments to keep in touch.

Often but not always there will be an unwilling party that is clearly distressed or eager to leave dragged along.

The route often includes going further from the exit, and a undefined loitering time outside of the event area or doorway.
Example Couple at a club:

Partner 1: I've had enough of this joint, wanna bounce? Irish Exit or English Exit?

Partner 2: Yeah me too, English Exit, don't want to be rude.
Partner 1: If we must
by Johnny Jay English July 8, 2022
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English teacher

The teacher that hates your guts and sends you to the office for closing a waterbottle and lets you out late
Friend 1: “Yo Gerald, guess what the English teacher did today!”
Gerald: “What now?”
Friend: “She send Dwayne to the office for closing a waterbottle during class!”
Gerald: “Time to f***ing k*ll her.”
Friend: “Man, sign me up.”
by Whatisthis_sorcery November 28, 2024
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Max English

"lad u know them chippy chips max English"
by Jumbo_sausage55 February 3, 2025
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English

English is overly complicated
WhY EnGLiSh sO COmPliCATed
by Lostsea3 May 21, 2022
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