morning beard

When a man wakes up after a hard night of work, sleep or partying, and his facial is messy and untidy.

"Dude, what's going on with your beard? It looks like a Brillo Pad!"
"I come as-is to the CrossFit workout at this early hour."

morning beard, bed head, helmet hair, morning hair, bad hair day, bedhead

by Mad Innovator May 17, 2014

Sailors Beard

Code word for smelly minge.

Dude1: WTF is that smell?
Dirtygirl1: I dunno.
*dude1 goes down*
Dude1: Urgh fuck! It's your crotch! It's like a fucking sailors beard down there!!
Dirtygirl1: O noes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Frederico Espozana June 23, 2011

ashley beard

A very beautiful person on the inside and out, has a handful of humor in her jeans, and is very athletic and attractive. Boys will come and go like seasons but one day she will find the one. She is a very hard worker and has good grades and big dreams.

Ashley Beard will soon be in The Hall of Fame for her amazing softball skill set.

by Aaliyah Sheptalk April 23, 2018

Plan Beard

The Plan B of a gay individual (usually male) to marry an individual of the opposite sex (usually female) who would act as his beard to cover up his true sexual identity, of which she would be knowledgeable.

Him: Let's make a pact! If we are both not married by the age of 30, then I propose to you!

Her: But... But ure gay...
Him: True, but that way, your parents would be happy, I hide my true sexual identity, and everyone is happy.

Her: okay! Let's keep this as a plan beard.

by Æ.Di May 16, 2019

rat beard

The crook of all the beard styles. Very sparse and patchy, sometimes looks like a dirty shit pirate beard. Usually worn by metal heads or just ratty gnarly fucking dudes.

"Dude you see that guy with rat beard? Yea, the kid looks fucking gnarly!"

by dingletheberry January 2, 2016

Flaming Beard

A Flaming Beard is the "scratched" sensation you get after performing oral sex on a girl with crotch stubble.

"She tasted good but had about 4 days growth, so I got the harshest Flaming Beard ever."

by Kev P. October 10, 2008

Griffin Beard

A guy who doesnt like his name. He can be funny and immature, but also sweet and caring. He has a great taste in music. He can be a jerk but always makes sure you know hes just kidding. He can be very perverted. He is really cute and has great hair. He has been through a lot. He teases you but you still always love him. He stays up all night and always asks you to stay up with him even though he knows that in a couple minutes you will fall asleep anyways. He is your best friend but you wish you were more. He broke your heart once but made up for it afterwards. He acts so stupid but is actually, surprisingly, great at math. He is very short tempered and gets mad often. You just have to love him.

Who is he? Griffin Beard of course!! DUH!

by The Anonymus Bubbles August 29, 2010