When someone is giving you head, and just before ejaculating you push it all the way down their throat causing a cough at the moment of ejaculation that makes the semen fly from their mouth to their chin like the beard of an ancient Chinese sage.
The other day I ejaculated down my girlfriend's throat and the result was that she looked like she had the beard of the ancient Chinese sage
Lately I've been feeling more sexually active and have a more open mind; I think I want to try a Ancient chinese sage's beard.
Lately I've been feeling more sexually active and have a more open mind; I think I want to try a Ancient chinese sage's beard.
by Cambumbo March 24, 2026
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when youre running around the mall and shitting everywhere but cant control the stream that is coming out of dat booty. but then it stops and you get abducted by chinese dragons. and then the dragons buy you stomach juice at walmart.
guy1 - what did you do last night?
guy2 - i was just boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee
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