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National losing balls day

June 8th is national losing balls day. Dedicated to all the girls out there who choked and accidentally swallowed some balls
You sucked them too hard they fell off!
Sorry! i accidentally chocked on them
well i guess today is national losing balls day!
by Hinkerdinker101 June 8, 2023
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balls

by zetletsky June 9, 2023
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tennis ball tits

A person (usually a woman) who has small boobs. But, the boobs are near-perfect spheres.
John: Dude check out that girl over there!
Gabe: Yeah dude, her boobs are perfectly baseball shaped! Small, but yet very round and curve perfectly!
John: Yeah, they’re almost like tennis balls.
Gabe: So THAT’S why she called “tennis ball tits”?
by S0lari0us June 9, 2023
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Malt Ball Malding

Malt Ball Malding refers to black bald people who mald (mald meaning angry and bald)
*bald black man getting angry*
Me: calm down, stop Malt Ball Malding
by boomergee. June 10, 2023
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Kick in the balls

When a male receives a kick to the groin. The kick doesn’t have to have a lot of force for it to hurt like hell ! The pain hurts the penis and the worst pain is in the balls and when the pain goes up to your stomach. Some find this amusing but any boy who has received a kick, punch, knee or any strike to the groin knows that it is nothing to joke about. This move is typically used by girls but a boy can also use a kick to the balls occasionally, usually as a joke
Kick in the balls is when:
Boy : stood with his legs wide apart

Girl : kicks him full force in the balls for no reason
Boy : falls down and grabs on to his balls crying for about an hour, goes to hospital and pisses blood for the next few days
by Nutshot pain June 11, 2023
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Big white hairy balls

the thing under my willy
wow, you have amazing big white hairy balls. I would love to suck them
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bum ball

when someone has really bumpy skin on their balls
my boyfriend has bum balls after seeing for the first time
by Yourdailydoseofdictionary June 13, 2023
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