late onset redneck syndrome

a condition where someone (often a boy/ man) has some form of country background but it doesn’t manifest until triggered by either severe trauma or grief at the ages 16-50. Takes 4-12 months to fully run its cycle. Currently incurable. Defined by 4 stages:

Stage 1: Painful event happens to patient.. someone puts them on country music. Stage 1 consists of discovering country music and 1-5 artists they like.

Stage 2: 1-3 months of country music leads to a lifestyle change… different speech, accent, minor aesthetic changes. Drinking cold beer is not mandatory, but often accelerates progress. Some people stay here for years. others progress further.

Stage 3: If yet another event occurs, and country music or life yet again is used to recover, then they will fall deeper into the redneck lifestyle.. more severe lifestyle changes include buying a pickup truck, buying a diesel pickup, talking about pickup trucks, and buying their first pair of cowboy boots. Also includes raving about coors beer.

Stage 4: The person has made full transformation to a redneck, at least in some capacity. They will always love the life in the country, and the taste of coors beer on a friday night. Texas roadhouse is a first choice forever.
Johnnys girlfriend broke up with him and now he likes zach bryan and says y’all a lot? Must be in stage 2 late onset redneck syndrome. .
by lefpudeler December 11, 2023
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Redneck Grandpa

"Redneck Grandpa" "The Redneck Grandpa" or "RGP" appears on YouTube videos uploaded by his grandson (the jackass). His grandson uploads videos of Redneck Grandpa's road rage, which includes honking, cursing, and calling the cops.
Person 1: "The new Redneck Grandpa video was crazy!

Person 2: "I know! Redneck Grandpa is so funny!"
by RamRanch18 March 06, 2023
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redneck tickle time

When 2 or more closeted gay rednecks get together for some fun between the sheets
Dale and Earl went to Wayne's house last weekend for some redneck tickle time
by Wayne'shouse August 14, 2022
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redneck remodeling

When a emotionally immature rural person destroys his or her own domicile as a means to express just how angry they are.
Bill:Your honor, my old lady done pi$$ed me off so much that I put my fist through the drywall before I shot out the flat screen TV we got down at the Walmart on a payment plan.
Judge:Well Bill, this redneck remodeling of your's is going to cost you 30 days in jail.
by Cha-cho February 12, 2016
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Redneck Pipe Cleaner

When a guy takes his penis and stick it in a exhaust pipe and let his penis warm up like a tamale.
by DieselDick3 March 31, 2018
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Rednecking

I've run out of filters and can't find any card, so I've been rednecking it.
by Gmodgoon June 07, 2018
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Rednecking

To play with someones pubic hair like a banjo
I was Rednecking with Jacob yesterday.
by Hanking Harold January 05, 2025
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