A person who “rubs themselves” while looking at other people on a bus while licking their lips and grunting and ejaculating on the windows
by Educated human specimen June 24, 2023

Shlong licker is someone or something that is on there knees or any other style sucking your dong or someones dong , most likely a mans .
JEROME : Yo steve how you have so much hoes being your schlong licker
Steve: Easy, just have money and a big dong
Steve: Easy, just have money and a big dong
by Chinese goverment May 4, 2021

A Dick Licker is a technician at a dealership that whines like a big sissy girl. He is constantly distracted. He will also try to sing along with his radio, I suggest you invest in earplugs. Make sure you get his "diag" time or he will cry like a weeping vagina. May potentially put a large penis in his mouth...If you have a large penis (10 in or longer) I suggest to keep far away.
by B1992 June 29, 2016

by ChKinks October 4, 2023

by Mussi licker November 8, 2019

An adjective referring to a person who is seeking favor by going out of the way to please the object of their desire.
An adjective referring to someone who licks the penis of someone he or she wishes to please.
See also brown noser, apple polisher, cock sucker, arse licker, or dick licker.
An adjective referring to someone who licks the penis of someone he or she wishes to please.
See also brown noser, apple polisher, cock sucker, arse licker, or dick licker.
1. That guy wants a promotion so bad he's a real peanut licker.
2. Dwight really wants to be the manager of the Scranton office. Hes a real peanut licker.
3. How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a peanut? Ask Holly, she's a real peanut licker.
2. Dwight really wants to be the manager of the Scranton office. Hes a real peanut licker.
3. How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a peanut? Ask Holly, she's a real peanut licker.
by tako November 23, 2013

Someone so lame and out of touch with society. Their natural habitat is within their mother's basement. In most scenarios, these people are of forty-year old virgin status.
Jeff: "Look at Larry playing League of Legends"
Martin: "Isn't that guy like 45?"
Chris: "Yea, what a Mama Licker!"
Martin: "Isn't that guy like 45?"
Chris: "Yea, what a Mama Licker!"
by Unappreciated Slander June 26, 2016
