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High Presbyterian

A rare breed of dog that generally rejects any concept of gender. It is distinguished by its small stature, usually brown in colour and very active. It sets itself apart from other breeds by its propensity to try and mate with small stuffed animals, regardless of any external assignment of gender.

In the 1990s the breed was often called a ‘Stoned Britany Spears,’ since Presbyterian is an anagram for ‘Britney Spears.’ That practice has declined along with Miss Spears cultural relevance and will likely follow her into her rightful place in the realm of obscurity.
My friend’s dog is what’s known as a ‘High Presbyterian’ ‘Abby,’ has a toy they call a ‘fuck dragon,’ although physically female, the dog is constantly trying to mate with small stuffed dragons.
by jb4377 March 26, 2020
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miami high

the school where bitches come out pregnant by the end of their senior year. where every little thing gets you kicked out. half of the bitches are gay or bi in the high
girlll we out to miami high?

bitchh hell no i don’t wanna get pregnant nor turn gay
by sikeyouthottttt March 11, 2020
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High-19

An elbow-to-elbow bump used a replacement for the traditional High-5, due to the Novel coronavirus...aka COVID-19.
Bro, great job, give me a High-19!
by edzepanik March 14, 2020
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Hamster high

When you've smoked so much weed that the proverbial hamster has fallen off its wheel, leaving you speechless when your friends ask you a question.
Cory and Trevor asked me about the wrestling pay-per-view, but I was hamster high and drew a blank.
by JeffroCakes March 23, 2017
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water high

When you smash a bunch of water and get that rush of freshness
I feel great after drinking that, it's like i'm water high
by TheReignOfChaos September 27, 2017
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high signal

A high signal person is intriguing and rich in value, as in high signal to noise ratio.
When I'm at a party I always seek out the high signal people for interesting conversations.
by freshtracks May 7, 2018
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High School

Four years of absolute Hell, when you live in fear of being the butt of the jokes of many assholes who believe they rule the world.
Oh poor you. Welcome to high school, the worst four years of your life.
by Sherlock-Time-traveller February 21, 2017
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