country baked cunt ham

The sweet vagina of a corn-fed Midwestern girl.
For dinner tonight, I'm going to have me some Maker's Mark. And for dessert, a side order of country baked cunt ham.
by Sam Skidmarks March 6, 2007
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Easy Bake Dutch Oven

a sly and sure way of executing the "Dutch Oven." Before getting out of bed you let out a fart, containing it under the blankets. you then get out of bed, careful not to let your fart escape. You then turn on the light, your spouses first reaction is to pull the blankets over their head. Easy to execute and never fails!
Jolene and Wade are laying in bed. Wade lets out a gut wrenching fart and sneaks out of bed. hes then walks to the light and turns it on, jolene screams and pulls the blanket over her head. wade is officially an asshole. and jolene had been easy bake dutch ovened.
by SML378 January 7, 2011
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elevate your baked goods

You possess a small quantity of currency? You seriously need to rapidly elevate your baked goods.
by Agent Shmitty July 25, 2008
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San Francisco Bake Sale

An uncomfortably high ratio of men occupying a bar, club or house party.
Upon entering the bar, it was immediately evident that a San Francisco Bake Sale was going on. We took our par and we got outta there...
by CosmoKramer April 28, 2008
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Corn Baked Rattle Snake

A big/long turd or poop with chunks of corn in it.
1) Dude, I had a huge corn baked rattle snake today before work
by DanOfEdm April 5, 2006
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easy bake baby oven

A hetero sexual women who carries and delivers a baby for homosexual male friends, or relatives, with out financial compensation.
Megan is going to be James and I's easy bake baby oven. Who say's gays shouldn't have kids?
by the joshbob August 17, 2009
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A show with British bakers who are super nice to each other instead of the American baking shows where everyone hopes the other guy drops his patisserie.
People in American baking shows: *Snearing at the other bakers in the kitchen*

The Great British Baking Show: "Unfortunately contestant A will be leaving us"

Everyone: *Cries and hugs the person leaving*
by A.Tree September 27, 2020
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