A song by Dandelion Hands. A step by step guide on how to achieve eternal sadness and selflessness.
-Try always putting yourself down by reminding yourself that it’s always your fault and that you’re the problem not them.
- Desolate yourself from others any time you have a chance to.
-Always remind yourself that you did this to yourself and not them.
-Lose interest in the things you love
-Drown yourself in rum. Steal it if you have to.
-Fantasize a love you’ll never have
-Think about the love that you lost because of the demon that you are.
-Try always putting yourself down by reminding yourself that it’s always your fault and that you’re the problem not them.
- Desolate yourself from others any time you have a chance to.
-Always remind yourself that you did this to yourself and not them.
-Lose interest in the things you love
-Drown yourself in rum. Steal it if you have to.
-Fantasize a love you’ll never have
-Think about the love that you lost because of the demon that you are.
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Origin - An inbred named Lewis Patten was so stupid and addicted to drugs that he was led to believe his actual name was Dean, hence the saying, ‘Dont be a Dean.’
Origin - An inbred named Lewis Patten was so stupid and addicted to drugs that he was led to believe his actual name was Dean, hence the saying, ‘Dont be a Dean.’
Person 1: “Lad you’re being a dean you.”
Person 2: “Fuck off i’m nothing like that scruff.”
Lewis: “Anyone got any ket? Ere if you do 24 bumps I’ll do 1 bump.”
Person 2: “Fuck off i’m nothing like that scruff.”
Lewis: “Anyone got any ket? Ere if you do 24 bumps I’ll do 1 bump.”
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