Jake: "Yo, I gotta piss dude"
Biology teacher: "First answer this. Where is the urine held within the body?"
Jake: "By balls."
Biology teacher: "First answer this. Where is the urine held within the body?"
Jake: "By balls."
by YourPalSamor March 17, 2022

by Smdlilbich June 30, 2019

(as a pun/ variation on the Ford F-150 commercial punch line 'grab life by the horns'): one of the many possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem.
as to who may have first used the expression grab capitalism by the balls to translate the Latin phrase carpe diem, I would probably have to say it would have been the 'founders' of modern WASP capitalism, people like John Locke or Thomas Hobbes.
by Sexydimma January 4, 2017

by Burn them all June 20, 2023
