In order to perform the New York Dirty Dog, one must be a cisgender male, heterosexual, and incredibly, incredibly courageous. If so, even then they must brace themselves for what is to come. To begin, you must travel to Times Square, New York. There you will find dozens of homeless people who are in need of money. Find one that is an uncircumcised male, and tell him you will give him 10,000 if you can suck his dick. He is NOT allowed to shower or clean himself in anyway beforehand. If he agrees, you must stay true to your word.
Joey dared me to give someone a New York Dirty Dog, and he’ll pay me 50K. It’s a 40K profit, totally worth it.
by Eggstra Stinky January 3, 2021
Get the New York Dirty Dogmug. What isn’t there to say about Long Beach?
Greatest city in the world if you ask anyone who lives there. Everyone grows up the same. The boys surf drink and smoke weed. The girls do exactly the same. Dads grow up to become fireman while moms become teachers. The Beach House is the new spot if your under 21, and the inn is the spot if your actually of age. Life’s a bagel has the best bagels but too bad it’s kosher. A coffee and a BEC are the only way to cure a hangover while lifeguarding the next morning. No need for a car when u have a bike and the greatest boardwalk in the world. That pretty much sums it up. Long Beach.
Greatest city in the world if you ask anyone who lives there. Everyone grows up the same. The boys surf drink and smoke weed. The girls do exactly the same. Dads grow up to become fireman while moms become teachers. The Beach House is the new spot if your under 21, and the inn is the spot if your actually of age. Life’s a bagel has the best bagels but too bad it’s kosher. A coffee and a BEC are the only way to cure a hangover while lifeguarding the next morning. No need for a car when u have a bike and the greatest boardwalk in the world. That pretty much sums it up. Long Beach.
by Kevin Mahoney November 9, 2021
Get the Long Beach, New Yorkmug. A fucking shit test created by Albany to test students on topics such as reading and math. It usually comes once a year around April or May.
Student 1: Hey man! Are you ready for the New York State Exam?
Student 2: Oh not that bullshit again!
Student 2: Oh not that bullshit again!
by Minecraft1238 January 8, 2019
Get the New York State Exammug. "Oh yea, me and my babe wanted to do the New York City Dirty, so we got a plane to New York, bought a hotel room, and had the roughest sex imaginable."
by Floofy Fox December 4, 2016
Get the New York City Dirtymug. When a guy sits on his significant others face as she eats your ass out while you stick your dick inbetween her breats and fuck her till you cum on her stomach.
by Drumpfer May 18, 2016
Get the New York Plumber Dogmug. its filled with crack addicts and drug dealers. There is so many fights its great you will get r**ed and if your child goes he or she will become homeless.
by fdss dvgJCBSHKnlzxLzajdhbvgufk November 8, 2019
Get the southern york county schoolmug. by Bluepaperwriter November 29, 2016
Get the New York Stink Suckermug.