Slow as a wet week

What ol mate says when you do something a bit slow for his liking

Dad: "Slow as a wet week aye wee scamp"
While peeking out of flatmates closet.

Flatmate:
I said no commentary or I'll would kick you out.

*Girl runs out scared all concerned and looks at me all concerned

Me: first time?

by Shameful act of teh imerbrated June 01, 2021

week of hell

When a girl gets her period and has terrible cramps.She has to non-stop constantly go to the bathroom and piss her brains out ,because it's so painful .The girl has a extremely tough time trying to take a shot.

"Sarah's period is a real week of hell" .

by Kitty Minx July 15, 2018

SHARK WEEK WHOOHAHA

Shark week whoohaha was a word invented by 2 couples! When the guys get there hopes up about sexy time ;) but the girls ruin the week with it being their week :(

B: “Babe you wanna do….”
G: “It’s shark week”
B: “SHARK WEEK WHOOHAHA”

by Dickerson.ster April 05, 2022

becky week

The week when your girlfriend gives you head due to her lady time.

Her: bae it's my time
Him:becky week has begun

by Maxemam February 01, 2020

Varsity 106 Week

the last week of march is a week where every varsity 106 wrestler recieves a hug from a female. A male must say “oinkily doinkily” 3x to the wrestler!

Hey man its Varsity 106 Week, Oinkily doinkily, Oinkily doinkily, Oinkily doinkily,

by MonkeMan Wham Wham March 20, 2024

Weeb week

Weeb week is a self chosen week for a non-weeb who only watches it once a month, so they dedicate a week out of a month to catch up.

"fuck I need another weeb week this month I haven't seen the last season of AOT"

by Top at April 19, 2021

all week-ing

When you shag someone non stop but only for a week.

It was wierd all week-ing James Corden.

by mondeeq July 05, 2010