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Brooke Caldwell

One badass motherfucker and online gamer. Don’t even think about questioning her authority, even if you don’t know her. She’ll slap you across the face and make you spit shine the shit out of her custom-built gaming rig.

She’s one of those people you just know could kick your ass, physically, mentally, digitally, and not even break a sweat doing it. To be a Brooke Caldwell in this world means to be a virtual connoisseur of anything and everything. To know the modern world inside and out, and to drop digital deuces on anyone foolish enough to piss her off.
Gamer 1: “Is that Brooke Caldwell?”
Gamer 2: “Holy shit it is—play smart or she’ll DDoS our pride and then 360-no-scope our souls.”

Server Mod: “Wow, the chat’s way calmer than usual today.”
Squad Leader: “Yeah… Brooke made everyone cry so hard last night, the salt flooded the voice channels and short-circuited half the lobby.”
by TarinWinslow July 19, 2025
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Brooke

Hello Brooke
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Brooke Tandy

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Resting Brooke Face

A deapan expression, usually exhibited by females who are plotting murder.
She glared at me with her resting Brooke face, and I knew I was a dead man.
by Sumknowlegeoftheuniverse September 19, 2025
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Brooke

She is a funny gal woop woop 🦛
Brooke is funny
by Brooke’s biggest fan February 16, 2022
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Brooke

"be more like Brooke, she's perfect."
by jtw011 July 15, 2022
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