Nipple Master

The master of the nipple cripple.
Will happily nipple cripple anyone who the see fit, whether they are a stranger are not.
Has been arrested over 7 times for nipple crippling celebrities and/or politicians.

Obama: man I got crippled so hard last week my nipples leaked milk

Cameron: damn son, he must have been the nipple master

by TheNynjaBynja August 20, 2016

Nipple Road

The true way to have a very "bumby" ride.

I rode down the nipple road as the nipples on the street swayed in the breeze.

by Vandalistrun May 29, 2016

nipple spritz

One of three things that Josh Steffen does after every video.

Hey, you should check out Josh Steffen, he's an amazing drummer. And apparently he has this weird tradition of doing a nipple spritz every time he's done drumming.

by Stemadsen December 29, 2017

Nipple buttering

The buttering of the nipple and/or surrounding skin. This serves as a moisturizer and lubricant for sexual activities.

The couple found the practiced 'nipple buttering' technique provided the most pleasurable sexual experience.

by TheNippleButterer November 26, 2013

mexican nipple

A strange portuguese man

Hey Jamie, I really wish that Mexican Nipple would leave me alone.

by Snoop Froggy Frogg March 28, 2016

nipple zit

When you find yourself looking at what appears to be a third nipple but when you touch it pus comes out and you calm down with the relief of knowing your not a freek.

Dude you look really tired.

I know I was up all night with my nipple zit. I was poking it for hours. When I found out it was just a zit, I fapped the rest of the night to celebrate.

Cool I did that last week.

by john petrovskiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii June 21, 2011

Chrome Nipples

Used to describe something particularly awsome or sweet

Bobby just bought a new truck. He showed it off to Jay. Jay replies"Dude that's chrome nipples".

by Chaser44 April 22, 2017