stupid boyfriend

The person who will make you laugh when you're sad, smile when you're angry, and overall just be there for you. Even if they upset you, they somehow always make things right. And you love them for that.

Friend: You have a stupid boyfriend.
You: I know. But I love him.
Boyfriend: Hey guys! I got the paper on top of the cabinet!
Friend and You: How are you going go get that down for class?

by OliverGigawatts November 10, 2019

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Army Boyfriend

The boyfriend you see/meet on very rare occasions, 2 or 3 times a year.

I got an army Boyfriend

by Morningstar89 March 26, 2020

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Girlfriend-Boyfriend with Benefits

When you and him/her are practically exclusive and fucking however there's no labels. You consider yourself not single but not in a relationship however you have your eyes only on a particular person, where sexual urges happen.

Charles described Brianne and Carson's relationship a Girlfriend-Boyfriend with Benefits because they both are interested in each other but are not ready to commit to each other yet.

by Hwah Yeah April 3, 2020

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Purgatory Boyfriend

When your relationship is falling apart, and you don't know if you want to break up, so you and your partner go on a break. Stuck in the realms of the relationship. (Works with shady friends too)

"Listen, you yell at me again, I'm gonna send you to purgatory."

"Why are you texting me? I told you I need my space from you. This is not what a purgatory boyfriend is supposed to do. Bye, Satan."

"I really don't know what he doesn't understand...I'm glad he's my purgatory boyfriend right now. This relationship is too much right now."

by FrankTheTankHP August 9, 2020

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