beating the puppy

a synonym of beating the meat

a.k.a. jacking off

my girlfriend wouldn't give me any, so I had to resort to beating the puppy

by the puppy beater June 3, 2020

I’d beat

A comment used to inform people that you would have sexual relations with said person

She’s ugly but her pussy is good, I’d beat.

by Licky meballs May 24, 2018

Heart beat

dupdap dupdap your heart

"What does doki (heart beat) mean?"
"Like dupdap dupdap your heart"

by cyyyyxoxo October 15, 2022

heat beat

A heat beat usually takes place in a porta potty where it is very hot and or humid. The heat does cause an immense amount of trouble while trying to get hard. But to complete a heat beat is an immense accomplishment.

Hey dude I'm gonna go to the porta potty for a heat beat. See you in 20 or 30 minutes.

by Mr. Burgundy February 5, 2018

Beating the Fushman

The act of spanking ur crank. This isn’t just regular jerking off this is the type where ur at ur friends house and ur in the bathroom wacking the fuck out of ur fushman

i was beating the fushman and ms messer was flicking my bean

by Niccalips May 3, 2020

Death Beat

The action of beating off and yelling “mom” right before you finish and avoiding being caught

I survived the Death Beat

by curtis leach May 2, 2022

Cyanide Beats

Cyanide Beats is a beat artist, found primarily on Spotify and Apple Music.

CYANIDE BEATS ON REPEAT! linktr.ee/cyanide_beats

by MikeTrout27 April 6, 2021