No Squirt September

As boys have NNN girls have NSS.

Tanisha: Hey, Jane did you you pass the first day of No Squirt September?
Jane: No.

by obamaNiggerboy69420 February 18, 2021

September 5th

Get $20 from your older sibling

It's September 5th give me my money!

by Iamreal.right September 5, 2022

September 30

Only, hot,sexy,gorgeous,smart libras are born on September 30

Billy:did you here that Elizabeth is born on September 30?
Sally: that’s probably why she’s so hot,sexy,gorgeous,and smart.

by Giantsfan1 October 3, 2021

September 29

National give a homie your hoodie day

Person 1: "Ayo bro can I have your hoodie?"
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "But it's September 29th!!!"
Person 2: "Oh sorry, here you go."

by TheGhostOfYourPast September 28, 2021

September 28

The international Larry day.
The day that Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson become Harry and Louis Tomlinson-styles in 2013.

Person 1: Hey! What’s special about September 28?
Person2: I don’t know. What?
Person 1: it’s the international Larry day?

by Personisanonymous April 13, 2021

september 4

today is the day where you microwave yourself

person 1: its september 4!!!
person 2: asfuhdfiaudhfoaih i cant take it anymore please its already hot enough outside

by humanturtleduck September 4, 2022

September 29

Charlie gotta platonically fuck me

friend: Hey its september 29
charlie: Whelp where we doin it? /p

by cockusballus September 28, 2022