fit is peak

When someone's fit is peak, they are very well-dressed and/or groomed.

A fit can be peak both if it is casual but clean or if it is formal and well-fitting.

Have you seen Jaime today? He has his hair gelled back and matched his belt to his shoes; that fit is PEAK, man.

Cassie's in a hoodie and khakis, and lord is that fit peak.

by King UwU Bean September 26, 2023

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fitness influencer

Noun - Some asshole in your gym who brings a tripod, sets it 20 feet away from his machine, then gets mad when another individual appears in frame, or a girl who wears skimpy clothing at an attempt to record other gym goers glancing her way to call them "creeps".

That girl over there has a whole tripod and is doing RDLs in front of that guy. She's clearly a fitness influencer.

by FitnessChadButtLover July 6, 2023

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If it fits, it ships

An overloaded and/or poorly loaded vehicle, often U-Haul rental equipment. Obviously unsafe even to casual observers. High risk of the load becoming dislodged, causing a traffic accident and heavy damage to the vehicle and load.

Justified by the moron driving by saying "if it fits it ships". From an early 2000s US Postal Service advertising campaign.

I rented a U-Haul car carrier to tow the F-350 behind my Honda Civic. Yeah I know the truck bed is full of paving stones. No, not the other way around, the Civic is the tow vehicle.

If it fits, it ships.

by Uncle Jersey July 21, 2023

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Hood Fit

This means "I'm good, have everything I need" if someone offers you ganja or other recreational substances. Fit for operating in tha 'hood: Hood fit (- credit V.L., OH)

"You need me to send you a big bud of this new crop?"

"No thanks Homie, I'm hood fit for now."

by DaDawson August 7, 2023

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