"Oh no, the carbon induced my carbon-induced disease" said Mary, suffering from carbon-induced disease.
by 69Ryan420 June 13, 2022
Get the carbon-induced diseasemug. (n.) A condition in which an individual is nagged and/or afflicted by a raving cow. Also known as marriage.
by ChriSe7en July 12, 2009
Get the Mad Cow Diseasemug. The outcome of having to go to Totterdown in car with a questionable handbrake, getting stuck and consequently getting ridiculed by yucky people. Leaving you needing plenty of time to recover from the trauma.
Liv: Are you okay Debbie you look stressed?
Debbie: I’ve just come back from Totterdown and have a bad case of toxic Totterdown Disease
Debbie: I’ve just come back from Totterdown and have a bad case of toxic Totterdown Disease
by Liddypaws September 4, 2023
Get the Toxic Totterdown Diseasemug. by Sickfucksanders December 11, 2018
Get the Cream cheese diseasemug. A common disease found in traffic light 🚥 dashboards or traffic light reports that use red, amber and green coloured icons (also know as RAG) for KPIs or performance measures.
The disease is a tendency for people to report mostly green indicating that everything is going well, despite the obvious fact that things are not going well, i.e. they should be amber or red.
The disease is a tendency for people to report mostly green indicating that everything is going well, despite the obvious fact that things are not going well, i.e. they should be amber or red.
by Axle Tom September 15, 2021
Get the Green Dashboard Diseasemug. The inability to raise, lower, turn, and/or control your own head due to weak, injured, or insufficient neck muscle
Since she was notoriously clumsy, she tended to avoid newborns during their floppy head disease stage. It was really in everyone's best interest.
After being slammed to the ground repeatedly during the women's tackle football game, when she couldn't pick her own head up off of the pillow, she realized with a sinking feeling that she had adult onset floppy head disease.
After being slammed to the ground repeatedly during the women's tackle football game, when she couldn't pick her own head up off of the pillow, she realized with a sinking feeling that she had adult onset floppy head disease.
by Boogiedownbronx June 3, 2013
Get the floppy head diseasemug. by TheFantomReaper August 31, 2020
Get the Slippery Finger Diseasemug.