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Diseased Little Munchkin

An obnoxious little person with a shitty personality who is a complete retard. Rejected by all of society and unloved.
Person 1: Why are you so angry?
Person 2: That diseased little munchkin over there told our homeroom teacher that I swore and I got in trouble!
by Brch January 30, 2017
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Mad Cunt Disease

A neurological disorder that affects females with a deep seeded disdain for men. Sometimes these symptoms are displayed by bitch-made males. Causes the inflicted to lash out at men especially and often everyone in close to mid and far proximity in a negative fashion. Most often results in mass office hysteria, severe depression, resentment, and desire to be hanged to death.
"Oh shit man!, I'm afraid Christine has contracted "Mad Cunt Disease" she fired her assistant because she bought her the wrong brand of tampons!"
by harry dixon III December 16, 2020
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Cabbage head disease

When a poor usually older guy can't get it up anymore. Just can't get hard.
Poor David got cabbage head disease, that's why he isn't with any women.
by Whatitdo7 November 6, 2021
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Temporary Boredom Disease

A condition which causes frustration and boredom particularly to 2GB listeners
Ever since Alan Jones left 2GB there has been a significant increase in TBD (Temporary Boredom Disease) by listners of the Ben Boredom show. Infact recent studies suggest TBD has increased 10 times more for innoculated users to the point of changing to ABC mornings to receive some relief from the diseaae
by Aussie Cossack October 7, 2021
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Green Dashboard Disease

A common disease found in traffic light 🚥 dashboards or traffic light reports that use red, amber and green coloured icons (also know as RAG) for KPIs or performance measures.

The disease is a tendency for people to report mostly green indicating that everything is going well, despite the obvious fact that things are not going well, i.e. they should be amber or red.
Looks like the green dashboard disease in the Afghan 🇦🇫 army has been exposed by the Taliban.
by Axle Tom September 15, 2021
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Jasper Hale disease

When one (normally a Twitard) becomes extremely obsessed with with Jasper Hale from twilight.
Twitard: OMG I LOVE JASPER!!! HE’S SO HOT!!!

Me: Another victim of Jasper Hale disease..
by Rob3rtpatt1nson September 20, 2021
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New Yorker's Disease

In a conversation, the tendency to casually drop the name of a famous person that you know only obliquely.
Typical example of "New Yorker's Disease: "I ran into Harrison Ford today!" Reason not said - they were filming a movie on street in front of his/her place of work.
by greenlite350 August 12, 2012
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