Salty octopus disease is a very rare illness seen in 0.01% of the population. Female sperm whales impaired with the disease tend to be salty and toxic, as well as, ugly and grotesque pedophiles. If you ever meet a sperm whale infected with this disease, be sure to contact the local aquarium for sick and mentally challenged sea creatures.
-" hey Commumoose, have you heard there is someone with salty octopus disese on the loose?"-
-"douchebag did you that Angelina is a salty sperm whale infected with salty octopus disease?"-
-"douchebag did you that Angelina is a salty sperm whale infected with salty octopus disease?"-
by Arix the Commumoose June 28, 2018
Get the Salty Octopus Diseasemug. by badbitchcookies October 5, 2016
Get the hot girl diseasemug. The Shiore Kokkaku disease is a fictional disease where the victim of self hate and thoughts of suicide begins to slowly watch their skin wither which will eventually lead to an inevitable death. Victims contract the disease through almost successfully killing themselves but surviving. Their skin then slowly starts to wither until nothing is left but their bones. The disease has no cure but it can be slowed down. By having the victim find happiness in their life, and by slowing gaining a better mental health state, the Shiore Kokkaku disease will stop spreading. However the effects are irreversible and the patient will eventually die.
Ex : I wish there was a way to escape the fate of the Shiore Kokkaku disease, but I’ll eventually have to come to terms with reality...
by p a p e r f i r e March 27, 2021
Get the The Shiore Kokkaku Diseasemug. A highly lethal and contagious STD that causes small green growths around your vagina (which is either obtained by way of the disease or preexisting). These growths burst and omit a glowing green waste product.
by the omnipotent garage door January 31, 2014
Get the green puss diseasemug. A common disease found in traffic light 🚥 dashboards or traffic light reports that use red, amber and green coloured icons (also know as RAG) for KPIs or performance measures.
The disease is a tendency for people to report mostly green indicating that everything is going well, despite the obvious fact that things are not going well, i.e. they should be amber or red.
The disease is a tendency for people to report mostly green indicating that everything is going well, despite the obvious fact that things are not going well, i.e. they should be amber or red.
by Axle Tom September 15, 2021
Get the Green Dashboard Diseasemug. An obnoxious little person with a shitty personality who is a complete retard. Rejected by all of society and unloved.
Person 1: Why are you so angry?
Person 2: That diseased little munchkin over there told our homeroom teacher that I swore and I got in trouble!
Person 2: That diseased little munchkin over there told our homeroom teacher that I swore and I got in trouble!
by Brch January 30, 2017
Get the Diseased Little Munchkinmug. "Konstantinos can't help burning your nostrils with his putrid farts, it's not his fault - he has Genetic Fart Disease!"
by stanley124 September 20, 2019
Get the Genetic Fart Diseasemug.