screaming dildos

An alternative way of saying ‘the boy who cried wolf’

Man 1: I fucked a well fit girl called Bella last night, made her cum twice and she cooked me breakfast

Man 2: I can’t believe a word you say, you’re always screaming dildos

by benfeather December 31, 2023

Dookie dildo

Your fucked up weirdos pooping on your dildo

I love my dookie dildo

by anonymous January 15, 2024

Dildo

Dildo (noun) (adj) (slang) As to person: A tool used for someone else's pleasure. Usually determental to the majority.

President Biden is such a dildo for the liberal globalist agenda.

by Teratoma01 February 2, 2024

Triple Sided Dildo

This has not been invented yet
so heres my mark on it
-Thorn Kinsey

a "triple Sided Dildo"

by nora archymern April 7, 2023

dildo date

when one person is as old as another one was at a certain time

your friend who's 786 days older than you: on february 17th, 2021 i was the same exact age as you are now. that is our dildo date.
you: woah.

by Wissy Pissy April 14, 2023

Dildo

WetBoy

You’re such a fucking dildo

by yourmotherx April 27, 2023

Dildo

a dildo is a very hot sexy hot sexy toy for the sexy sexy time between a woman or a man , or a gay and a gay just go on google to see what the penis 12 incher looks like

jerry:OH FUCK ME DADDY WITH THAT HOT NEW 16 INCHER DILDO
august:stfu it doesent fit

jerry:OH FUCK ME DADDY WITH THAT HOT NEW 16 INCHER DILDO
august:stfu it doesent fit

by dildo sexy lover 1234569 April 28, 2023