tax

funniest man alive. is your grandpa. is his grandpa. has fat nuts.

you: oh my god tax has such fat nuts
tac: oh my god i have such fat nuts

by tackses May 10, 2021

FANUM TAX

Fanum tax comes from the comedy creator Fanum, who is a member of streamer Kai Cenat's influencer crew AMP.

I got FANUM TAXXED by my older brother.

by SKIBBIDY SIGMA January 11, 2024

carbon tax carney

a nickname for a politician who likes to increase the fucking carbon tax. named after mark carney, which according to the conservatives, likes to increase the carbon tax.
a person who increases prices in restaurants are nicknamed "carbon tax carney jr."

bro: ts so carbon tax carney
Carney: you are wrong
bro: sybau

by mrbeast539275 September 18, 2025

Phantom tax

When a person is judged or "taxed" for being not something or "being phantom".

Person 1: "Skibidi"
Person 2: "What is skibidi?"
Person 1: "Phantom tax!"
Person 2: "Oh no!"
Person 1: "Gyat!"

in this example, person 1 has rizz and person 2 has phantom tax

by slzrppp May 8, 2024

lady taxes

When you want to do something else, but you end up spending time with your significant other for the sake of placating them and maintaining the relationship.

"My friend won't make it to poker tonight; he's paying lady taxes."

by Mcpatience April 1, 2020

Tobin Tax

Tobin eat's everything and when he wants to eat more food

Don't tobin tax my food

by Tobin Tax January 22, 2024

Tax churn

Tax churn is when one governmental entity taxes another governmental entity and then redistributes that revenue back to the originating entity. There is parasitic loss in the administrative process of collecting and redistributing the tax revenue which is government inefficiency.

All local 254 Texas counties pay the .20 cent per gallon Texas Motor Fuels tax for county vehicles. The State of Texas provides state funding to certain functions of County Government essentially returning those same tax dollars. This tax churn wastes hundreds of thousands of dollars annually.

by PolicyWonk December 18, 2023