I Love Futbol

An euphemism generally used to refer to intense homosexual intercourse involving more than 2 men, used by people to weed out other gay men in online communities.

Gay man: Man, i love futbol
Normal man: Hey isn't it called football?
Gay man 2: I love futbol too, great stuff

by ANotThatFunnyJester August 21, 2022

Love

To have unconditional feelings for someone and only that person, and to find joy in being around them and comfort when in their arms.

Brooklin and Owen are so in LOVE.

by Brooklinlovesowenmore March 19, 2023

Love you

The worse version of “I love you” without the “I” the saying is meaningless. Basically like saying you don’t love someone enough to type out the whole phrase too. It hurts my soul when people say this to me. Just put the “I”. Please.

You- “I love you”
Your S/O- “love you too”
You*thinking*- damn that hurt

by Imma closeted lesbian 😎 April 21, 2022

I love you most

What a girlfriend says in response to her partner who incorrectly says that they love her more

Girlfriend: I love you so much!
Boyfriend: I love you more
Girlfriend: No, I love you most

by bratwinter December 13, 2024

Thug Love

One of the internets favorite lolcows, Harrison Thug Love bullies his neighbors by rubbing his ass juice on their doorknobs, cries on reddit, paints bad art of celebrities, always threatens to sue people for 'defaming' him.

Guy was coming at my like Thug Love, I couldn't stop laughing

by Bort Hatley January 9, 2024

Love Shark Day

April 3rd, we will all show our love and affection towards "SomeRedShark", a moderator of Floppa's Cafe, a 5k member discord server.

HAPPY LOVE SHARK DAY

by Physresoul April 2, 2021

Love-Crumbs

The sporadic 'love' you're getting within a toxic partnership that you mistake for the real deal.

She was tired of him only showing up when it suited him; chasing after him for 'love-crumbs'. She knew she deserved more.

by Jen's I-Am March 9, 2025