A bland or basic person that is palatable yet otherwise, the lesser of two options if given a choice against a person with more exuberance in nature or appearance.
by The.Smoking.Gun January 17, 2024
Get the Molly milk toastmug. The crude act of excreting hot faecal matter freshly squeezed out of the balloon knot of a Roman gypsy or equivalent, then placing the faeces between the breasts of a willing participant, then pushing the breasts together thus harnessing the power of a Toasted Roman Sandwich (aka TRS)
John: Hey bra I just smashed out a Toasted Roman Sandwich
Frank: Whooaaa, a TRS??, how did it go mang?
John: Messy holmes!
Frank: Nioce
Frank: Whooaaa, a TRS??, how did it go mang?
John: Messy holmes!
Frank: Nioce
by balloonknotjohn December 18, 2012
Get the Toasted Roman Sandwichmug. Inverse of roasted
When you compliment someone you are toasting them.
You can get into extreme toast sessions where many people toast a single person.
When you compliment someone you are toasting them.
You can get into extreme toast sessions where many people toast a single person.
Guy 1: Hey girl, you're beautiful.
Guy 2: *from distance* OOHH YOU JUST GOT TOASTED!
Girl: Thanks! :) ♥ ...lets date.
Guy 2: *from distance* OOHH YOU JUST GOT TOASTED!
Girl: Thanks! :) ♥ ...lets date.
by BrandonLegend October 5, 2016
Get the Toastedmug. To be so intoxicated on either barbiturates. (usually zany bars) or to be up on a 2 to 5 day meth binge. Just to realize that you have been standing on your feet for days an more than likely in the same spot.That’s all you can do is stand, it’s the only thing that makes sense, it doesn’t matter how bad your lower body hurts. It doesn’t matter how many times those with you tell you to sit you just can’t seem to come up with a good enough reason even though sitting down makes sense because yeah you are aware of the throbbing of your now swollen legs and ankles and the throbbing of your toes but to sit you just can’t because you have became zombie toast that’s past stuck and one piece of bread past buttered..
Holy shit did you see Jim’s legs. He had been standing on them for 8 days. He wouldn’t sit down holy shit he had to have been in some sort of zombie state he was zombie toast….
by Somhumbled_slumman85 February 4, 2023
Get the Zombie Toastmug. Similar to pita bread tits and garlic bread tits, toast tits are a form of breasts.
More commonly in dark skinned - flat chested females. (Some males can be affected by toast tits *usually after weight loss*)
Toast tits, as you can imagine appear flat, burnt and crusty around the edges.
Some nipples may appear completely burnt while the toast tit looks crusty.
Sucking on a toast tit is believed to cause mouth ulcers and similar oral diseases.
More commonly in dark skinned - flat chested females. (Some males can be affected by toast tits *usually after weight loss*)
Toast tits, as you can imagine appear flat, burnt and crusty around the edges.
Some nipples may appear completely burnt while the toast tit looks crusty.
Sucking on a toast tit is believed to cause mouth ulcers and similar oral diseases.
by itsmyhandle September 19, 2016
Get the Toast titsmug. Slang term for sex,meaning to fuck her so good she has a toasted look upon her face. Also an after sex congratulatory drink.
by Capt Grabass August 14, 2011
Get the Toastmug. by Luz@3leches October 27, 2018
Get the butch on toastmug.