Picking up your own napkin is when you can contort yourself in order to suck your own genitalia. This often involves having a couple of your ribs surgically removed. It refers to when you drop your napkin at the dinner table & have to bend over & get it without getting out of your chair
If you can't get a date just stay home & pick up your own napkin!
I decided to just stay home tonight and pick up my own napkin
My wife walked in and I was picking up my own napkin
I decided to just stay home tonight and pick up my own napkin
My wife walked in and I was picking up my own napkin
by Neddy100 December 16, 2013

by Lucijana28 September 12, 2021

Bro All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own! Is cool
by El Pseudonymio July 30, 2025

When something is top of their game and no-one else comes even close to competing. Παίζουν μάππαν μόνοι τους. First used in the 2020’s by A.Dose
by Humble Chamomile January 23, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>I Know This Is not Death When Individual Mistake Their Own Sincere Muscle On Their Face <.E.N.T.><.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I Know This Is not Death When Individual Mistake Their Own Sincere Muscle On Their Face <.E.N.T.><.7.9.7.6.>
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

A comback to my dad owns roblox
by DenDroiD13 January 8, 2025

Mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.
Mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025
