Private Noobie: C'mon Sarge, the enemy hasn't shown in days. Can't we take a break?
Sergeant Hardass: Keep your shoes on, Noobie, don't let your guard down.
Sergeant Hardass: Keep your shoes on, Noobie, don't let your guard down.
by LuridHope June 24, 2022
Get the Keep your shoes onmug. What you jokingly say to someone as you're turning off da Iowa interstate to show him da famous sunshine-yellow water-tower wif da smileyfaces painted on it.
Tour bus driver, smilingly speaking to his passengers over the PA system as he's pulling off I-80 at Exit 76: Okay, Folks --- here we are at "the happiest town on Earth" --- Adair you to keep a straight face when you see their water-tower!
by QuacksO June 13, 2019
Get the Adair you to keep a straight facemug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 28, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.> It Is SO Beautiful, Therefore, I Want TO Keep It<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by Nork^er January 13, 2019
Get the Keeping Mittens Safemug. Something an old crackhead called Cathy will say to you after almost being ran over by some lip in a car near to a care home in central Birmingham (may also happen outside a nursery with a name that kind of rhymes with tittle nipple, but this is rare). The phrase will be spoken when the crackface opens their legs outside an old dirty phone box, and tries to smooth talk you. Usually followed by a loud cackle. This strange sound is the crackholes mating call. If the crackbum says this phrase to you, run away to the nearest off license and buy some fruit gums.
Charlie Help! There is a crackhead walking towards me!
Kaid Hopefully some lip will run her over and save us!
Cathy Keep on screwing!
Both Aaahhh! Kill her!
Cathy You lips! KEEP ON SCREWING!
Both Disembowl her dead corpse!
Kaid Hopefully some lip will run her over and save us!
Cathy Keep on screwing!
Both Aaahhh! Kill her!
Cathy You lips! KEEP ON SCREWING!
Both Disembowl her dead corpse!
by WonkyMirandaLikesTheBingo January 29, 2020
Get the Keep on screwingmug. The long-standing slogan of Portland, Oregon, at present ground zero in the new world of American Fascism.
"Be careful what you wish for", he thought, passing the downtown mural that said 'Keep Portland Weird'. Hours earlier, he had been grabbed by heavily-armed, camo-clad paramilitary, thrown into an unmarked van, blindfolded, sped away, dragged into a building, interrogated, and much later dumped back on the street. Portland was getting weird in ways that no one could have imagined.
by Monkey's Dad July 25, 2020
Get the Keep Portland Weirdmug. Similar to keep it 100 or keep it a buck but more along the lines of keep it straight or in complete honesty.
by Anonymous Mind May 15, 2016
Get the keep it acemug.