Cherry breakfast smoothie

When you wake up and your girl’s period pussy is riding your face and drips blood all in your mouth.

I woke up to the taste of blood in my mouth than I looked up and there my girl was with her cherry breakfast smoothie in my mouth.

by Southernjaggoff December 12, 2020

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council house breakfast

Having a cig and a cup of tea for breakfast

‘Ay look, Jonny down the road is up for his council house breakfast already!’

by Gangshxt February 22, 2019

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Accidental breakfast party

When your family all shows up at the same time to eat breakfast but somehow forgot to invite you, leaving you to feel hurt, confused and downright left out.

Grandma mentioned that she was making a breakfast casserole, however, I was unaware that everybody and their family would be attending the feast except for me. I guess they had an accidental breakfast party.

by ImTheBlondeOne December 25, 2018

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A special poptard breakfast

A low IQ person executed in the electic chair.

Ryan had an 76 IQ. Ryan killed 5 members of his family receiving five death sentences. Years later Ryan screamed when he saw the electic chair as entered the death chamber. He shouted, "The guards promised him a special poptard breakfast not a permanent nap".

by queensburykid September 12, 2022

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Kaboom Breakfast Cereal

The name of a vitamin-fortified, circus-themed breakfast cereal produced by General Mills, which contained oat cereal bits shaped like smiling clown faces and marshmallow bears, lions, elephants, and stars. Its mascot was a smiling circus clown. It originated in 1969.

Kaboom Breakfast Cereal was the best.

by SPrice1980 May 2, 2022

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