dump biscuit

1. Poop that is dry and hard. hurts like hell to pass.

2. A small turd, hard and dry, fed to a misbehaving dog or pet.

1. "I took a dump biscuit that still hurts!"

2. "Here boy, want a dump biscuit?"

by Xr8eD April 15, 2014

black biscuit

A large, oily, buttery black booty

Was looking 4 a late nite snack, so i went 2 the club and got me a black biscuit

by Mj2020 April 22, 2018

biscuit race

When a group of guys jerk off into a biscuit and the last one to cum has to eat it

Hey chad wanna have a biscuit race ?

by Blahhhhhhhg December 18, 2019

Dirty Biscuits

You fuxk her in the ass and then cum into a biscuit and s/he eats it. Extra points if it’s a Red Lobster biscuit or have gravy/choc sauce.

Oh I had breakfast, we did dirty biscuits with left over Red Lobster biscuits this morning.

by GinanJuc November 1, 2023

biscuit dough

What you throw at greedy Millionaires and Billionaires.

Since big corporates have stolen our bread and cake for decades as their profits, throw them their biscuit dough.

by Turbin Mike October 11, 2020

pushing the biscuit

1) Going above and beyond to convince someone to make a decision that they weren't necessarily considering in the first place.

2) Describing a risky situation and the actions that follow.

3) Used in place of a sexual act, both positive and/or negative.

4) Upset or frustrated about a situation or outcome.

1) "I didn't think I needed to buy boots to go with my new coat, but that salesperson is really pushing the biscuit'

2) "I don't mean to push the biscuit, but I think we can go without health insurance for a few more weeks"

3) "Damn, he is hot! I wouldn't mind pushing his biscuit"

4) "Not having proper table manners really pushes my biscuit"

by engineergoby April 3, 2017

Biscuit Lifter

Work shy layabout / couch potato who's biggest exercise is eating biscuits

What does he do - he's a biscuit lifter

by En70 November 28, 2015