beat the mess

Used by Infantry Marines, a almost direct synonym for "beat the shit", commonly used in relation to physically assaulting another member of your platoon; usually a buddy.

Ex. Marine #1: Hey, is that a picture of your girl? She's hot! Have her call me if she ever gets lonely.
Marine #2: Shut up before I beat the mess out of you, Kid!

by MirrorChaser January 14, 2015

Smell a beating

When you hear a sibling or another child speak in a tone toward an authority figure in which you can sense/feel that they are about to get an ass beating of a life time.

Jerry- I HATE YOU BITCH
ME- “I smell a beating”

by StaplesXD July 9, 2022

heat beat

A heat beat usually takes place in a porta potty where it is very hot and or humid. The heat does cause an immense amount of trouble while trying to get hard. But to complete a heat beat is an immense accomplishment.

Hey dude I'm gonna go to the porta potty for a heat beat. See you in 20 or 30 minutes.

by Mr. Burgundy February 5, 2018

Heart beat

dupdap dupdap your heart

"What does doki (heart beat) mean?"
"Like dupdap dupdap your heart"

by cyyyyxoxo October 15, 2022

Rippin' a beat

A slang term for male masturbation, particularly rhythmic, audible masturbation.

Paul Reubens, who played Pee-Wee in Pee-Wee's Playhouse, was arrested because he was caught rippin' a beat in an adult theater.

by SlaughterDog January 6, 2008

beat whore

Someone who listens to a song not for its lyrics but for it's beat

Mike: are you listening to a Dr Dre song
Steve: yeah what's wrong with that
Mike: his lyrics suck and he's got no flow only a beat whore would enjoy this
Steve: but it's got a good beat

by That One Dude With a Keyboard July 4, 2015

Barley's Beat

When the location you are currently at is dead and donezo, so it's time to take the partay elsewhere.

Chumbo 1: Hey this is low key boring.
Chumbo 2: Yeah you right, Barley's beat, let's mob.

by GarbageManPhatThang May 4, 2019