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Swag Fag

a person who always wears joggers, skinny jeans, Jordan's, young and reckless, diamond co. and thinks their supperior then everyone and likes to talk shit to people who don't wear fuckboy clothing and says "bruh" 24/7 like an idiot.
by Pharaoh187 November 8, 2015
mugGet the Swag Fagmug.

Swag scale

1 Lift = 200 Swags or 4 Yolos
1 Yolo = 50 Swags

(Easy) Swags can be obtained by purchasing any; Snapback, skinny jeans, YMCMB or MMG album, any OBEY merchandise, or having a personal charisma.

(Medium) Yolos are obtained by having any near death experience, getting pregnant, getting someone else pregnant, fucking up in school and working at McDonalds, or just messing up.

(Hard) Lifts are obtained by lifting weights or any form of increasing muscle mass.

(BONUS) 4/20 is a date. on that magical date the scale of 41 doubles to 82... On that date try to get as many points as possible before midnight because then the scale goes back to 41.
Basically from fucking breathing you get like 5 swags a day
ha ok I just tripped our teach and probably am getting suspended thats 2 Yolos on the swag scale
by Newtoschool May 31, 2013
mugGet the Swag scalemug.

Sweeney Swag

Noun.

Cheap, poor quality outdoor cannabis from New Brunswick; often very stemmy, a lot of shake & bottoms & bud rot kind of like the stuff one would get in North Korea.
Fred brought some Sweeney Swag to match up at Alexa's party, but no one wanted to smoke it.

*Cough cough* Your Sweeney Swag is making me feel sick because of the bud rot.

As Jonathan passed a joint of Sweeney Swag around, everyone cracked a joke about it.
by TokingMaritimer November 23, 2013
mugGet the Sweeney Swagmug.

Boo Swag

Candy, goodies and other content inside your bag after a successful Halloween night in the neighborhood.
Person 1: "Those kids got a lot of Boo Swag this Halloween!"

Person 2: Man, it's the Boo Season, I need some Boo Swag in my bag!
by VIP DICTIONARY GUIDE October 9, 2014
mugGet the Boo Swagmug.

berry-swag

pull any ho's at any time. swaggest swag of all swag. will show up at parties with boxes of wine bought for women not actually met yet. three shot deep=too many shots deep. goal of partying is to get "straight hammed bro".
none other is qualified to be in the same mention as mike berry's "berry-swag", therefore there is no other relative examples.
by DingleBerry101 November 10, 2011
mugGet the berry-swagmug.

swag shag

The meaning behind 'Swag Shag' is a simple phrase that comes from the dark land of poon. It is the activity of simply having sexual intercourse with a clean shaven vagina.
Borris: How was last night bro?
Ben : Total Swag Shag
Borris: That clean 'ay
by charliemofo August 30, 2014
mugGet the swag shagmug.

Swag Thursday

A day where you celebrate Swag, but can only be Thursday.
"Why are you so hyped up?" "Its Swag Thursday motherfucka!";
by Ace326 February 16, 2012
mugGet the Swag Thursdaymug.

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