dead on my own schedule

When you make plans to do something with someone else, but when the time comes you're still asleep.

"Thanks, Karina. I really appreciate it."
"No problem. Now, go to sleep, we leave tomorrow."

You wake up, and head to Karina's room. She's still asleep.
"Karina," you say, shaking her by the shoulder.
"Huh? Wha? Huh?" she says, waking up.
"It's time to go. We're leaving today."
"Finally. I'm fucking dead on my own schedule."

by Fizar June 12, 2020

Owns a gravel bike

Used to be a good mountain bike rider but has lost his or her bottle and bought a Gravel Bike. Initially just to "add some miles" but it has increasingly become a refuge from having to actually try at life. Could be literal or metaphorical.

David was once a force to be reckoned with, but now he "owns a gravel bike".

by Bicycle guru June 22, 2022

I own a Wii U

Ancient African slang for "I'm a dissapointment".

I own a Wii U.

by MindLockAERO September 15, 2022

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OWNED BY LEO

OWNED BY LEO is a phrase that is used for the enactment of endearment for the owner
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hunbun: hippidy hoppidy I am OWNED BY LEO
Leo: hehehehe

by yeetskeet10001 December 17, 2020

you got owned!

something that may be said in a video game, typically a first person shooter, when the enemy is killed by you very quickly, and barely seen onscreen.

could also be said as "ya got owned" or "you got pwned"

enemy: shows arm around corner
me: pew pew
enemy: aaaaghauagau i am dead
me: you got owned!

by furryslayer2008 August 25, 2022