National Pain Day

National Pain Day is everyday,the pain does simply not go away.

Robert:Hey billy!What day is it today?
Billy:Robert its National Pain Day,like every other day.

by amarkralj October 2, 2020

National Cheaters Day

The birthday of cheaters

It’s National Cheaters Day!

by Messynessy April 30, 2023

National Handjob Day

National Handjob Day is on May 10th. On this day, any guy is authorized to ask a girl of their choice to give them a handjob.

A: “Hey, it’s National Handjob day today. Wanna give me a handjob?”
B: “Sure, come over to my place!”

by Coronavaaarus April 21, 2020

National Wiggle Day

On December 17th, every United States citizen is entitled to one free public wiggle.

Lucas: It's December 17th, my favorite day of the year!
Nick: What's happening today?
Lucas: It's National Wiggle Day dumbass

by ProfessionalWiggler December 17, 2020

national blathnaid day

a day to celebrate everyone whos name is blathnaid, we love you and your irish name.

did you hear blathnaid went the shop? - john
yes, its national blathnaid day - paul

by bigfool October 29, 2022

National Pantsing Day

A day where you're able to pants your when and wherever you want. Usually done as a prank or for laughs

Nyla: Did you hear it's National Pantsing Day
Andrew: Oh word

Jake: Yep you can only get away with it on August 5th
Andrew : Well Happy National Pantsing Day

by ngadson94 July 29, 2022

National Joemmy Day :)

August 10th, this day is for my wife and the one person I will love no matter what, forever and always. My pretty girl :)

National Joemmy Day :)This day is for Joemmy and Joemmy only, if you aren’t them you can die :)

by snuuz August 1, 2021