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Jose Ochoa

If your name is Jose Ochoa then you are most likely balding really bad. Your probably got expelled from 5 schools.
Jose Ochoa wears super baggy clothes.
by Young-Gawet November 20, 2019
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Jose

He’s just…perfect. Always makes Dirty jokes to help cheer me up. Lovely curly hair as always. I just don’t have the words to describe him. He’s so wonderful I’m happy to have him as a friend. Even when I look at him and still looks handsome. He’s always there for me when I’m down, upset or sick. He may be annoying at times and get pissed a bit oddly but he’s still the person we love. Very cocky to. But I like him for that. Gotta give it to him, he has extremely warm hands, always giving his jacket if your cold. Switches jackets with me often lmao. I’m glad to have him as a friend
Girl 1; Hey? who’s that over there talking with that small girl?
Boy 1;oh? That’s Jose!
by •L• November 21, 2021
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Jose

Jose is really flipin short. He can be mean but nice at the same time and he will steal your scrunchies. His favorite word is hoe.
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Jose is lameeeeee
by Imatalkabmybsfshere October 19, 2019
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Jose Tañada

Jose is a great big dick man. He has a lightsaber that could light up any room he walks into. Something about his smile is so mesmerizing it just gets me going. He's a great kisser with his soft and voluptuous lips. His great selection of clothing includes his tight show giving khakis and his ugly Christmas sweater that isn't so ugly anymore after he puts it on. His energy is like a golden retriever. Everyone deserves a Jose in their lives.
Person 1: "OMG is that Jose Tañada??"
Person 2: "DILF ALERT, DILF ALERT!!"
by DilfLover102 November 23, 2021
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